Chinese pair 1:
Pang and Tong. They skate slowly. He appears to be sporting the dreaded skater onesie. At least it’s black, and NOT skater blue:
Dick Button sniffs at their efforts. Sandra Bezic condescends at the end, “That was the best they could do.”
So, of course, they move ahead of our pair — our throw-triple-axel-landing pair.
Chinese pair 2:
They were considered gold medal favorites — that is, until he tore his Achilles not too long ago. They skate. They bore. Me, at least. I think they end up in second. Luckily for him, Achilles does NOT dust the ice with his arse.
The Kashmir couple come toward the end of the night – you haven’t missed them. They’re in black onesie outfits.
Noooooooo!!!!
“the dreaded skater onesie”
I’m giggling as I type.