liar

Okay. I lied below where I said I wouldn’t write about AI. I just watched it and I just have this one wee comment:

OHSWEETLORD, that Taylor is a SPAZZZ!! I swear he was having seizures at the end of “Try a Little Tenderness.” He just writhes about, hugging himself and then doing that constipated crouch he does. I CANNOT STAND that move. One wonders if he’d even be able to sing if he was made to sit down and do it. I don’t think he could. He has to do the constipated crouch. HE HAS TO. And it makes me feel icky, as if I’m watching some very private moment involving toilet paper and a good book.

And Randy Jackson came up with this clever new nickname for him: “Have-a- good-time Funky Taylor.”

That is just …… awesome.

But I think Cap’n Constipation is going to the finals.

7 Replies to “liar”

  1. Perhaps I’m just able to block it out or something. It just looks like he’s having so much fun up there and it just translates into having a good time, IMO.

    I loved each of his performances last night.

    But what was up with Katharine-I-like-to-spend-time-on-the-floor? Is she tyring to make some subconcious statement about how easy it is to get her off her feet?

  2. Yeah, Cullen, it’s like every female contestant who wants to have her “big moment” resorts to that staging. Fantasia did it with “Summertime,” although her moment was a MOMENT. Katherine’s was more of a momentito.

    And I liked Taylor last night as much as I’m able. I was SO into him in the beginning and he’s just worn thin, for me.

  3. I’m so disgusted with the way last week’s votes went it’s hard to watch…I’m so afraid Elliott or Taylor will be voted off next.

    I was wishing Katherine could fly away somewhere over the rainbow…but I have a feeling we’ll see her in the top two…bleh…

  4. Lyn, I know! Sorry, Cullen! Did anyone see the part where she said she doesn’t talk to her parents much? I missed it. It doesn’t sound like the smartest thing to say. What was the context?

    Cullen?

    Anyone?

  5. I heard her say that, and was taken back. She tried to cover afterward by saying they text messaged one another…still…

    I don’t remember how the whole conversation started though…

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